CLEO COLLABORATION Quotes

• They struck me as funny when I first heard (or said) them.
• Every effort has been made to repeat the quote verbatim
  and to give proper credit to its speaker. (Even if it's not wanted!)
• Some of them may not make much sense outside of the context
  in which they were originally spoken.
• Others may be taken to be Profound Truths, both in Physics and in Life.

  "PASS2 ain't nothing but a party!"
							-Stefan Anderson 

  "BABAR or BELLE doesn't need to pay someone $100K to 
   steal our secrets, they'll just hire our Post-Docs!"
							-Dan Riley 

  "Optimism has no place in PASS2!"
							-Tony Rubiera 

  "... luminosities in the 1x1032 range,
    which is only slightly above negligible!"
							-Mark Palmer 

  "Whereas, since you are a Particle Physicist, 
   hand-waving conveys an enormous amount of information!"
							-Bruce Berger 

  "Cores were being dumped across the network,
   which I guess is a bad idea!"
							-Stefan Anderson 

  "If you forget a blank line, which I did,
   you screw up in an inconceivable way!"
							-David Kreinick 

  "We do not seem to need a tantulum nose on the end 
   of [the] male part of the magic flange, and Jeff's 
   eating of the mask has not caused any trouble."
							- Dave Cinabro  

  "P2CHK isn't worth a Minivan,
   but you could get a good Used Car out of it!"
							- Roy Briere 

  "I'm working on the CLEO-III On-Line System --
   there won't be any kludges AT ALL!! ...
   {And you can quote me on that}!"
							-Rich Baker 

  "You couldn't talk to the windows anymore,
   and that seemed to be a disadvantage!"
							-David Kreinick 

  "If you can't count SQUARONS on your finger,
   it's time to get some help!"
							- Brian Heltsley 

  "The number of files in CERNLIB has
   gone up by three orders of magnitude!"
							-Karen Lingel 

  "It's clear that we don't know what's going on!"
							-Ray Helmke 

  "For those of us doing Charm Physics, the Resonance
   itself is an annoying Background!"
							-Don Fujino 

  "It no longer has some interesting features which
   the Old Sparsifier used to have!"
							- David Asner 

  "Offhand I don't know what to make of this - which 
   either means I shouldn't be in charge of the 
   Tracking Group, or it's really arcane!"
							- Roy Briere 

  "Experts never need documentation, so they never
   know when it's not there!"
							-Jean Duboscq 

  "I realized after four times {crashing}, that there was,
   in fact, a pattern!"
							-David Kreinick 

  "When you write code now, do you think in C++?!"
							- Peter Gaidarev 

  "Do you still have a FORTRAN accent?!"
							- Dave Crowcroft  

  "I went to the data and, Lo and Behold, {the distribution}
   came out, I was shocked!"
							-Tony Hill 

  "Even though we've always run TRGR in MC,
   it's always done nothing!"
							- Lawrence Gibbons

  "CESR is surprised by this correlation, but since they've
   never looked at it before, they can't say if it's false!"
							- Dave Cinabro  

  "Even the Average Shifter would probably notice that!"
							-David Kreinick 

  "John {O'Neill} fixed the D* code so that
   it's actually doing something!"
							- Roy Briere 

  "There didn't seem to be any small SQUARONS,
   only gigantic ones!"
							- Brian Heltsley 

  "I didn't hear what you said, but I have nothing to add to it!"
							-Dan Peterson 

  "I thought I had seen everything where PASS2 was concerned,
   but then again I'M NOT PROCESSING SVX DATA!"
							-Steve Richichi  

  "When in doubt, Cycle the Power!"
							-David Kreinick 

  "We'll be impressed, but not stunned, if that's the case
   {i.e., if cycling the power works}!"
							-Ray Helmke 

  "The more you can blame on DUET, the better!"
							-Mark Palmer 

  "PASS1 craps out On-Line for any number of reasons!"
							-David Kreinick 

  "All of our D* plots depended on VCFIT in ancient and nasty ways!"
							- Roy Briere 

  "If that goes belly up, your only warning will be the core dump!"
							-David Kreinick 

  "You really can do nothing to prevent people
   from outsmarting themselves!"
							-Steve Richichi  

  "This should be completely transparent to everybody!"
							-Jesse Ernst  

  "It led to a full week of difficulty and confusion,
   but everything's under control now!"
							-David Kreinick 

  "There's a new processor called DROP,
   whose business it is to Drop Other People's Banks!"
							-Craig Prescott 

  "I can sit here and hope that it doesn't happen again,
   or I can take steps!"
							-David Kreinick 

  "RESICD is like the Average Resolution,
   but not really the Average Resolution!"
							-Andy Foland  

  "Once again, Dave {Cinabro}, the frightening fact is
   that you're on the cutting edge!"
							- Roy Briere 

  "We found a Magic Number that we could change to
   make the SQUARONS go away!"
							-Jean Duboscq 

  "It's simply not possible that the buffer is being 
   over-written, but it's happening!"
							-Rich Baker 

  "Fourteen nanoseconds is enough to screw things up,
   but not a lot!"
							-David Kreinick 

  "You can't have an 'if' without a 'then'!"
							-Steve Richichi  

  "DUET does funny things!"
							-Craig Prescott 

  "I'm always nervous about re-linking LEVEL3!"
							-David Kreinick 

  "Just in case it wasn't intrinsically anomalous,
   it's anomalous in a new way!"
							- Roy Briere 

  "A thinking man will make the naive assumption that
   things are working correctly!"
							-Bill Ross  

  "I couldn't do the CESR backup, 
   because I couldn't get the cleaning light on!"
							-Keith Brown,
							Batch Operator

  "Never assume UNIX is logical!"
							-Steve Richichi  

  "I know a lot of work's gone on,
   I just don't know what it is!"
							- David Asner 

  "Exactly! They're even better than 'Not Horrifying'!"
							- Pablo Hopman 

  "Don't they have lots of GOOD {FORTRAN}
   code to look at?!"
							-Ed Thorndike 

  "Presumably, the geometry will show some bizarre 
   anomaly that is completely inexplicable!"
							- Roy Briere 

  "You don't want to have to perform the 'Inverse Kludge
   Transformation'!"
							-Steve Richichi  

  "Might as well have it, at least at one
   point in time, consistent!"
							- Brian Heltsley 

  "It's some strange variable, but I was told
   that it was well-understood!"
							-Soeren Prell  

  "I had to comment out most of the warning messages
   to get finite log files!"
							-Craig Prescott 

  "Both of these were interesting bugs,
   because I learned a little bit!"
							-Stefan Anderson 

  "ZERO NEVER fluctuates up to 3!"
							-Ed Thorndike 

  "The world is locally FLAT!"
							-Bill Ross  

  "You want the code to be intelligent,
   because the users aren't!"
							- Roy Briere 

  "I'm not blaming the CLEO Shifter, 
   Who is an Idiot and I Know That!"
							-David Kreinick 

  "It was binned on the resolution,
   not to make the plot look pretty!"
							-Dan Bliss 

  "Maybe it doesn't quite fly to say twice as fast,
   but it makes me feel good!"
							-Craig Prescott 

  "The non-final fit part has increased by a factor of 9!"
							- Lawrence Gibbons

  "Apparently it's a Canadian Holiday, ... 
   IT'S FRIDAY!!"
							-Roy Briere 

  "If you're trying to make a mess, you can use it 
   all without looking at anything!"
							-Dan Peterson 

  "An 'ACTION' is something you can make happen!"
							-Mike Athanas 

  "I know, in principle, you can do anything in ROAR!"
							-Ed Thorndike 

  "We're capable of running {everything} in DRIVER...
   The way GOD meant it!"
							- MAP & CPP 

  "Any 'MISCELLANEOUS' ... Go Ahead, Dave!"
							-Karen Lingel 

  "The DLT queues aren't that bad still!"
							- Bill Brangan 

  "We BOOK 'EM, I don't know if we FILL 'EM!"
							-David Kreinick 

  "There's a bunch of hard soft links in DLIB!"
							- Lawrence Gibbons

  "In principle, it's better to treat it as exactly ZERO
   rather than a measurement that fluctuates a little bit!"
							-Mike Athanas


  "My problem is, It may be 'User Stupidity'!"
							- Karen Lingel 


  "The bugs aren't supposed to be there!"
							-Ray Helmke 


  "The Bad News is the 'BAD CONSTRUCTION' is back!"
							-David Kreinick 


  "Inclusion of a Bad Channel is a Good Thing!"
							-Tony Hill 


  "ZERO is a special number, ...
   ZERO is guaranteed!"
							-John Thaler  


  "You can almost believe that C++ isn't
   just lowercase FORTRAN!"
							-Jesse Ernst  


  "I think everybody's constants are non-trivial --
   but straightforward!"
							- Karen Lingel 


  "Of course it's kludge-y and distasteful...
   I don't know why that stopped him!"
							- DLK & RAB 

  "If the machine hangs: 1) Cycle Power,
                         2) Call the Expert!"
							- On-Line Cappuccino 
							  Emergency Manual 


  "I assume it's one or two small errors away
   from Actually Working!"
							- David Asner 


  "Do what you want, I'm here to make comments!"
							- Lawrence Gibbons 


  "We could be in 3-bunch mode next week, it would be nice
   if we have software to deal with it!"
							-David Kreinick 


  "Next time I'll have to have my surveys,
   'Close-Captioned for the Humor-Impaired!'"
							- Karen Lingel 


  "We found some rather Byzantine Coding in the geometry!"
							- Roy Briere 


  "We don't like to refer to {the VD} as broken,
   it's 'Resolution-Impaired'!"
							- Richard Kass 


  "The code is mostly there, it's doing mostly
   what it's supposed to do!"
							- Dave Cinabro  


  "The code that generated this ntuple is old and ugly
   and I don't feel like changing it!"
							- Abi Soffer 


  "When you get this settled down, are you going to
   write a CSN note and paste it to my forehead?!"
							- Lawrence Gibbons 


  "Printer problems should get better in a few weeks!"
							- Bill Brangan 


  "There weren't bugs in it, it was never intended
   to be that precise!"
							- Pablo Hopman 


  "Everything isn't perfect, even SU(2) is broken!"
							-Roy Briere 


  "We made a measurement and, Lo and Behold, it had
   errors on it!"
							-Jim Smith 


  "The Sequencer Clock measures something that I am
   not quite qualified to describe!"
							-Harry Nelson 


  "The 'Audio' is the one you hear!"
							-Roy Briere 


  "I'm not going to be upset that they are different
   from layer to layer on the level of 3 microns!"
							-Ed Thorndike 


  "Their goal is to make {DIFIX} non-trivial!"
							-Ken Bloom 


  "I think the Kshort width is just going to come out right
   in RECOMPRESS MC!"
							-Craig Prescott 


  "'Sparks Are Bad!' is our motto!"
							- David Asner 


  "The crystal people got really peeved at me this week!"
							-David Kreinick 


  "Nominally, the CPUs were the same price within epsilon!"
							-Mark Palmer 


  "The Run Manager shouldn't bother running the experiment,
   he has more important things to do!"
							-Ray Ng 


  "The files are big enough to indicate that they're coming out!"
							-Mike Sivertz 


  "There's probably a million reasons why it wouldn't work,
   but it DID work!"
							- Chris O'Grady 


  "Two easy options are: 'Well, it's good enough!' or
 'It's better not to do anything'!"
							-Roy Briere 


  "The distribution was symmetric, he just can't draw it!"
							-Ken Bloom 


  "The errors are small compared to 50%!"
							-Harry Nelson 


  "It turns out this is not useful, but I'll show it to you anyway!"
							- Abi Soffer 


  "RULE #1: Nothing in Silicon is Easy!"
							-Tony Hill 


  "In LEVEL3, anything can happen!"
							-Ed Thorndike 


  "Even though it's wrong and completely unphysical,
   it should be equally bad for Monte Carlo and data!"
							-Ritchie Patterson 


  "ONLVD now speaks the truth!"
							-Rich Galik 


  "It seems to be the winter of eta's doing surprising things!"
							-Lawrence Gibbons


  "There are three bits set to tell you ...
   Bogus A, Bogus B, Bogus C!"
							-Dan Peterson 


  "It looks Awful ... Is that a technical term?!"
							-Bill Ross  


  "When no bells are ringing, everything's alright!"
							-Richard Ehrlich 


  "I'm sure with more work, you could get it to disagree!"
							-Roy Briere 


  "Now we only have edges at the edges!"
							-Harry Nelson 


  "I don't know how much code I modified in the last week,
   but I got over 300 mail messages from myself!"
							-Craig Prescott 


  "We can never get enough of that on-resonance data!"
							-Bill Ross  


  "We never noticed it was not functioning because it was
   always working properly before!"
							-David Kreinick 


  "Which agrees frighteningly well with what you get
   from hadronic events!"
							-Dave Cinabro 


  "This is a feature of a feature in the code!"
							- Harry Nelson 


  "When we released the trigger rate, 2/3 of it was coming 
   from the barrel and 2/3 from the endcaps!"
							-Mike Sivertz 


  "Are the bumps you have that she doesn't have bigger
   or smaller than the bumps she has that you don't have?!"
							-Ron Poling 


  "I suppose I could fix the CLEOG code to bend things!"
							-Lawrence Gibbons


  "One of the things was so ridiculous, 
   we had to hope it was a bug!"
							-Harry Nelson 


  "The issue of what some of these internal ones are
   is an open question!"
							-Mark Palmer 


  "If Andy were sitting around drooling in his office,
   we'd probably put him on this!"
							-Roy Briere 


  "Some claim was made about DUET --- that's where I woke up!"
							-Dan Peterson 


  "I had to come in and wiggle cables until the SCALs 
   started working again!"
							- Chris O'Grady


  "The list is getting reasonable!"
							-Craig Prescott


  "{Regarding CLEO II.V PASS2,} 'Steve' is a concept!"
							-Ron Poling 


  "After all, the b-quark mass is not exactly zero!"
							-Hans Kuhn 


  "I'm happy to not do anything!"
							-Dave Cinabro 


  "Evil faeries have taken over the crystals!"
							-Jean Duboscq 


  "We just need to paint this as a feature, not a bug!"
							-Dick Talman 


  "This looked interesting, so I made transparencies!"
							-Craig Prescott 


  "So we got bhabhas shining up our crack!"
							-Harry Nelson 


  "It failed a different way this time, which is encouraging!"
							-Bill Ross  


  "Tony's our source of noise!"
							-Mark Palmer 


  "I looked at the Small Cal code, and it's actually doing
   something!
							-Horst Severini  


  "Actually, I have this exactly labelled wrong!"
							-Ken McLean 


  "The short answer is 'It's historical';The long answer is
   'It's historical stupidity'!"
							-Roy Briere 


  "There are certain unevennesses that we cannot eliminate!"
							- Ron Poling 


  "I don't want to teach DATLOG about Silicon!"
							-David Kreinick  


  "I can easily reproduce an unreadable tape!"
							-Steve Richichi  


  "There's good reason not to merge them; this thing seems to be
   working!"
							-Ed Thorndike 


  "No one can assume that they'll be able to get anything done on
   Wednesday!"
							-Mark Palmer 


  "They're stable, except that they're not!"
							-Richard Ehrlich 


  "Since the shields weren't cycled this week, they've operated
   flawlessly!"
							-Curt Ward 


  "The data looks exactly the same {as Monte Carlo}, almost!"
							-Jon Urheim 


  "I'm going to have to go off-line and think about this!"
							-David Kreinick  


  "You're taking on responsibility here, you should be careful
   about that!"
							- Ron Poling 


  "Accelerators are funny things!"
							-Dave Cinabro 


  "We re-kludged the kludge to run faster!"
							- Chris O'Grady 


  "At least it's bad symmetrically in Z now!"
							-Ken McLean 


  "What good is beam without luminosity!"
							- Karl Berkelman 


  "Selden is 'izing' them right now!"
							- Ray Helmke  


  "If it's not picked up by LEVEL3, its in the process of
   crashing!"
							-David Kreinick  


  "Of the things I assumed that were wrong, the one you mentioned
   is the least serious!"
							-Dick Talman 


  "Sometime's when we cruise along, it's because we've made no progress!"
							-Ed Thorndike 


  "SVTAGR must be doing something so horrible that no logic
   can comprehend it!"
							- Vivek Sharma 


  "It's not a surprise that bad silicon data hurts you!"
							- David Asner 


  "If you give KALMAN a Gaussian thing, it will give you 
   back a Gaussian thing!"
							-Craig Prescott  


  "It's not exactly right, but it's something like correct!"
							-Dick Talman 


  "Why don't we talk about it off-line!"
							-Bill Ross  


  "When you require it to be flat across there, it's flat across there!"
							-Ed Thorndike 


  "I get lots more errors before I get to that point!"
							-Karen Lingel  


  "They've never been correlated with anything that's been remotely
   understood!"
							- Brian Heltsley 


  "I AGREE with Harris!!!"
							-Sheldon Stone 


  "The crystals couldn't BE any happier!"
							-Jean Duboscq 


  "There were just lots of signs that things went crazy!"
							-Mark Palmer 


  "When you do become concerned, STOP!"
							- Dan Peterson 


  "You can get this {reduction} if you just turn off a quarter of 
   the detector!"
							-Tony Hill 


  "Ken made me start doing these plots, so I'm gonna show them all 
   to you!"
							-Rene' Janicek 


  "One has to assume that the person who's running has some idea 
   what he's running on!"
							-Ed Thorndike 


  "Nothing's dissuaded us from thinking that things will get better!"
							-Harry Nelson  


  "If I keep iterating, I'll go off the end of the FORTRAN precision!"
							-Roy Briere 


  "The universe isn't perfect!"
							-Dave Cinabro 


  "If I make a mu-pair miss distance plot I can see it's mis-aligned, 
   I don't need anyone to tell me!"
							-Colin Jessop 


  "The new old memory is here!"
							-Rich Galik 


  "He did claim it was relatively fish!"
							-Roy Briere 


  "Aside from the machine being turned off, it's perfect for this!"
							-David Kreinick  


  "They were within errors of being symmetric!"
							- Brian Heltsley 


  "I can't remember the symptoms of the bad gas!"
							- Ed Thorndike 


  "Time-of-Flight always looks good, except when it's broken!"
							- Paula Pomianowski 


  "We never run out of stupid things to do!"
							- Dan Peterson 


  "These are still the PROMs that don't work!"
							- Mike Sivertz 


  "To keep people from editing this code, we can take all the computers 
   out of the lab and cut off everyone's hands!"
							-Roy Briere 


  "Don't run Netscape when your /home disks are unavailable!"
							- Selden Ball 


  "The beam energy may be consistently off in some
   unknown digit somewhere!"
							-David Kreinick  


  "I've been fixing it by hand, which may not be the smartest
   thing to do!"
							-Craig Prescott  


  "I would think that the thing to do would be to saturate the CPU,
   rather than to saturate Rene'!"
							-Karen Lingel  


  "One of the programs I'm responsible for was getting into a
   semi-infinite loop!"
							- Brian Heltsley 


  "Steve's dreaming of the day of achieving normalcy!"
							- Ron Poling 


  "I've been in this field long enough to be equally as
   uncomfortable as you!"
							- Roy Briere 


  "We'd like to build DR3 without any shorted bushings!"
							- Dan Peterson 


  "If Bill Gates were GOD, I wouldn't want to live on Earth-1.0 !"
							-Jesse Ernst  


  "I don't know what these constants are, I'm just happy to be 
   able to produce them!"
							-Horst Severini  


  "Once it's all over, it'll all run smoothly!"
							-Steve Richichi  


  "There are other problems at the moment on-line in that nothing works!"
							-David Kreinick  


  "What we have in our source code is not what runs!"
							-Craig Prescott  


  "The coil was ramped up next Wednesday!"
							-Bill Ross  


  "You may like the new PAW better, it has different problems!"
							-Karen Lingel  


  "We always find new physics in decay.dec!"
							-Peter Kim  


  "The Internet is the CB Radio of the 1990's!"
							-Steve Richichi  


  "We're aware of the problem to the point of denial!"
							- Roy Briere 


  "When I say forward, I mean backward too!"
							-Persis Drell  


  "This disk fails in a fairly reliable way on a regular basis!"
							-Joe Schmidt  


  "CP Violation in nature is probably somebody else's typo!"
							-Peter Kim  


  "We're running with uncertified gas in the VD!"
							- Rainer Wanke 


  "The code ALREADY doesn't work, and you want to edit it?!"
							- Roy Briere 


  "JAMEXes are persnickety!"
							-Harry Nelson  


  "Give me a big enough script and I can analyze the world!"
							-Steve Richichi,
							apologies to Archimedes 

  "There's an awful lot of things you can do,
   so I've done them!"
							-John Yelton  


  "I may not have gotten it right, but I got close!"
							-Persis Drell  


  "It's some measure of something!"
							-Kay Kinoshita  


  "Andy Foland is Kalmanizing it!"
							-Dave Cinabro  


  "This is all fool-proof, there's no way to lose any data!"
							-David Kreinick  


  "It's hard to believe that it's all just a bunch of 1's and 0's!"
							-Steve Richichi  


  "This will work, I've tested it!"
							- Craig Prescott 


  "If there's a big jump in RESIDR, that's exciting!"
							- Dan Peterson 


  "I look for them first, and then I get rid of them 
   [that's how I kill background events]!"
							-Tim Nelson  


  "I've been blowing away old and mutant versions of CERNLIB!"
							-Karen Lingel  


  "This error message is left over from prehistoric times!"
							- Chris O'Grady 


  "Life is so much more interesting if you get a different 
   set of tracks each time you analyze the data!"
							-Ron Poling  


  "This fix will keep it working without crushing other parts 
   of code!"
							-Dave Cinabro  


  "There aren't any known changes that we don't know about!"
							- Roy Briere 


  "I don't understand it, but I fit it!"
							- Rainer Wanke 


  "What I {would} have to do is boost every 4-vector on the planet!"
							- Lawrence Gibbons


  "My plan was to stop the bleeding of DLIB!"
							- Craig Prescott 


  "Obviously we're not insulated from pain!"
							- Ron Poling 


  "It's an incredibly silly reason to be losing 20% of anything!"
							- Brian Heltsley 


  "There are lots of bug fixes that I hope I've gotten out!"
							- Don Coppage 


  "I bet I could write a Vertex Finder that takes a 
   good device and gives it a bad resolution!"
							- Ed Thorndike 


  "I now have the VD mis-cabled properly in CLEOG!"
							- Lawrence Gibbons 


  "... in a B decay, where everything goes all over the planet!"
							- J. Kandaswamy 


  "The results so far are not demonstrably inferior 
   to the tests done previously!"
							- Ron Poling 


  "He thought that {being ready by} the end of the week 
   wasn't necessarily crazy!"
							- Roy Briere 


  "It's not a bug, it's a FEATURE!"
							- Origin Unknown 


  "LNSON1 is off in space somewhere!"
							-David Kreinick  


  "By the end of the summer, we should be knee-deep in 
   the RECOMPRESS!"
							- Simon Patton 


  "If there isn't a line of stars above it,
   it's probably not important!"
							- Abi Soffer 


  "It looked like uniform weirdness!"
							- Peter Gaidarev 


  "It's probably correct for the wrong reason!"
							- Frank Wuerthwein 


  "It's about as hard to screw up as anything we do!"
							- Ray Helmke  


  "xDUET now crashes with grim regularity!"
							-Ken Bloom  


  "It could be precisely inaccurate!"
							- Bijan Nemati 


  "Nature is NOT Gaussian!"
							- Steve Richichi 


  "Don't stick your head in the beam!"
							- Bill Ross
							  on orange-key access

 
  "It's highly non-trivial!"
							- Bijan Nemati 


  "I brought the standard 'YO MAMA' display up!"
							- Dan Peterson 


  "Today's physics analysis event is tomorrow's background!"
							- Pat Skubic 


  "There's nothing on the outside in my mind that will 
   solve the problem!"
							- J. Kandaswamy 


  "If we don't touch the DAQ system, it usually keeps working!"
							- Chris O'Grady 


  "The errors aren't small enough to be interesting!"
							- Rob Kutschke 


  "UNIX is standard everywhere, except where it isn't!"
							- Paul F. Kunz,SLAC


  "Which is hard for human, but easy for 'MAKE'!"
							- Paul F. Kunz,SLAC


  "This isn't just a drawing, it's reality now!"
							- J. Kandaswamy 


  "We're on salary whether we do our jobs very well or not!"
							- Ray Helmke 


  "We expect about 2 events, but the background's sorta small!"
							- Karen Lingel 


  "You sit down, hit 'CTRL-C' a couple of times, 
  and it's already 3:00 PM!"
							- Bill Ross 


  "There's tons of strange particles all over the place!"
							- Bijan Nemati 


  "It's events per unit software!"
							- Ken Bloom 


  "Roy found his memory leak!"
							- Selden Ball 


  "Global Data is a BAD thing!"
							- Chris O'Grady 


  "It's not immediately obvious!"
							- Bill Ross 


  "Don't fill your disk drives before they're bought!"
							-Steve Richichi

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